Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Pirates of PenceTrump

Trump the Pirate

Once there was a pirate,
Who danced on the deck of his ship
While Sailing on his Hunts
And giving the authorities the slip
 

The Very Stable Genius

He started to Dance!

I am a very stable genius!
I am the smartest in the world!
Nothing ever gets past me
Unless I let it go
 
I am a very able womanizer
The women always love me
When I see a woman that's pretty
I grab her by the kitty!

Grifter Trump

He continued:

I am the greatest Pirate!
the world has ever seen!
I promise my mates the world.
Then I pocket the gold
I sell them Warfs and Docks
Take their money and then go!
They wonder where I went
When their gold is in my hold

Watch out for the Pirate King!

My Father gave me money

I borrowed more from Italians
I blew it on Casinos
That started loosing money
So my Daddy bought some chips
And gave them to me as a gift.
 

I am a billionaire in every way!

Because I collect peoples money and never pay!
If you loan me money.
I won't repay
If you work for me.
I'll promise you wages you'll never see!
 
Eventually even the Italian Mob,
Didn't want to do business with me.
But the Russians did!
The Russians love me!
They give me everything I want!
Just so long as I don't recognize them
When the FBI comes to call.
(Truth is I'm afraid of them,
putting me to the wall!)
 
I am the Greatest Lover Anyone has Seen!
I go after the women,
Grab them by the kitty!
When I look in the mirror
I see someone pretty!
It costs me a pretty penny
But it is amazing what money will buy.
This is the only place I have to pay
Or I'm afraid the mud will fly!
 
I went to Russia
to build a Tower!
When they stalled
All I could do was glower
I hosted A Pageant
Watched all the girls
Dressed or undressed, what a time!
The Russians say they took a video
I say it is a lie.
Though when I'm alone privately
I like to watch!
 
The pirate Putin picked me
Said Run for President!
I could get in front of crowds
And preach Nationalism my way.
The only book I ever studied
Was Hitler's Speeches, or was it Mein Kampf?
I don't read much, but Ivanna said it was by my bed.

Candidate Trump

I am the greatest candidate you've ever seen!
My Grifting always entertaining
My Fleecing always Clean!
Why I'm a Grifters Wet Dream!
 
My Organization is Beautiful
A well oiled machine!
My Crew is always dutiful
Only to me!
The way it should be!
 
Says Pirate Trump to his Crew
When the HMS Mueller comes in View!
He opens his gun ports.
What will I do...

To be continued....

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