Trump the Pirate
- Once there was a pirate,
- Who danced on the deck of his ship
- While Sailing on his Hunts
- And giving the authorities the slip
The Very Stable Genius
He started to Dance!
- I am a very stable genius!
- I am the smartest in the world!
- Nothing ever gets past me
- Unless I let it go
- I am a very able womanizer
- The women always love me
- When I see a woman that's pretty
- I grab her by the kitty!
Grifter Trump
- I am the greatest Pirate!
- the world has ever seen!
- I promise my mates the world.
- Then I pocket the gold
- I sell them Warfs and Docks
- Take their money and then go!
- They wonder where I went
- When their gold is in my hold
He continued:
Watch out for the Pirate King!
My Father gave me money
- I borrowed more from Italians
- I blew it on Casinos
- That started loosing money
- So my Daddy bought some chips
- And gave them to me as a gift.
I am a billionaire in every way!
- Because I collect peoples money and never pay!
- If you loan me money.
- I won't repay
- If you work for me.
- I'll promise you wages you'll never see!
- Eventually even the Italian Mob,
- Didn't want to do business with me.
- But the Russians did!
- The Russians love me!
- They give me everything I want!
- Just so long as I don't recognize them
- When the FBI comes to call.
- (Truth is I'm afraid of them,
- putting me to the wall!)
- I am the Greatest Lover Anyone has Seen!
- I go after the women,
- Grab them by the kitty!
- When I look in the mirror
- I see someone pretty!
- It costs me a pretty penny
- But it is amazing what money will buy.
- This is the only place I have to pay
- Or I'm afraid the mud will fly!
- I went to Russia
- to build a Tower!
- When they stalled
- All I could do was glower
- I hosted A Pageant
- Watched all the girls
- Dressed or undressed, what a time!
- The Russians say they took a video
- I say it is a lie.
- Though when I'm alone privately
- I like to watch!
- The pirate Putin picked me
- Said Run for President!
- I could get in front of crowds
- And preach Nationalism my way.
- The only book I ever studied
- Was Hitler's Speeches, or was it Mein Kampf?
- I don't read much, but Ivanna said it was by my bed.
Candidate Trump
- I am the greatest candidate you've ever seen!
- My Grifting always entertaining
- My Fleecing always Clean!
- Why I'm a Grifters Wet Dream!
- My Organization is Beautiful
- A well oiled machine!
- My Crew is always dutiful
- Only to me!
- The way it should be!
- Says Pirate Trump to his Crew
- When the HMS Mueller comes in View!
- He opens his gun ports.
- What will I do...
To be continued....
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