- Troll Troll on the knoll
- Surfing the internet
- Big fat troll at the bridge
- Collecting tolls from all who cross!
- Don't wanna pay?
- At the end of the day
- You'll be roasting on a spit!
- Run real fast! You still might pass!
- And he will have a fit!
- But if he catches you
- He'll put you on a spit
- And make you "feel the Bern"
- Droll troll on the knoll
- No sense of humor at all
- Comes out at night
- Full of anger
- At everything in sight!
- But if you can trap him
- In a thread
- He'll argue til first light
- And when the sun comes up
- And the light strikes him
- Poor fellow, he'll turn to stone!
Christopher H. Holte