Pirates of PenceTrump

Trump the Pirate

Once there was a pirate,

Who danced on the deck of his ship

While Sailing on his Hunts

And giving the authorities the slip

 

The Very Stable Genius

He started to Dance!

I am a very stable genius!

I am the smartest in the world!

Nothing ever gets past me

Unless I let it go

 

I am a very able womanizer

The women always love me

When I see a woman that's pretty

I grab her by the kitty!

Grifter Trump

He continued:

I am the greatest Pirate!

the world has ever seen!

I promise my mates the world.

Then I pocket the gold

I sell them Warfs and Docks

Take their money and then go!

They wonder where I went

When their gold is in my hold

Watch out for the Pirate King!

My Father gave me money

I borrowed more from Italians

I blew it on Casinos

That started loosing money

So my Daddy bought some chips

And gave them to me as a gift.

 

I am a billionaire in every way!

Because I collect peoples money and never pay!

If you loan me money.

I won't repay

If you work for me.

I'll promise you wages you'll never see!

 

Eventually even the Italian Mob,

Didn't want to do business with me.

But the Russians did!

The Russians love me!

They give me everything I want!

Just so long as I don't recognize them

When the FBI comes to call.

(Truth is I'm afraid of them,

putting me to the wall!)

 

I am the Greatest Lover Anyone has Seen!

I go after the women,

Grab them by the kitty!

When I look in the mirror

I see someone pretty!

It costs me a pretty penny

But it is amazing what money will buy.

This is the only place I have to pay

Or I'm afraid the mud will fly!

 

I went to Russia

to build a Tower!

When they stalled

All I could do was glower

I hosted A Pageant

Watched all the girls

Dressed or undressed, what a time!

The Russians say they took a video

I say it is a lie.

Though when I'm alone privately

I like to watch!

 

The pirate Putin picked me

Said Run for President!

I could get in front of crowds

And preach Nationalism my way.

The only book I ever studied

Was Hitler's Speeches, or was it Mein Kampf?

I don't read much, but Ivanna said it was by my bed.

Candidate Trump

I am the greatest candidate you've ever seen!

My Grifting always entertaining

My Fleecing always Clean!

Why I'm a Grifters Wet Dream!

 

My Organization is Beautiful

A well oiled machine!

My Crew is always dutiful

Only to me!

The way it should be!

 

Says Pirate Trump to his Crew

When the HMS Mueller comes in View!

He opens his gun ports.

What will I do...

To be continued....